#JayJurden thinks all straight men are gay 🤣 #FallonTonight #StandUp

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon · 2:07 · Sep 16, 2026

Key vocabulary

The words worth knowing from this video — tap one to hear it in real clips.

Listen line by line

Tap a timestamp to jump the player to that moment and hear the line as it's spoken.

  1. Yeah, I'm proud of you, ladies.

    没错,女士们,我也为你们感到骄傲。

  2. Rub their backs, speak their language, go ooh, yes, parlay.

    给他们揉揉背,说他们的语言,发出“哦,是的,太棒了”的声音。

  3. Are you proud of yourselves?

    你们为自己感到骄傲吗?

  4. Every time I get on my phone, every time I get on my phone, what I see is a beautiful straight woman screaming into her phone.

    每次我拿起手机,每次我拿起手机,我看到的都是一个漂亮的直女对着手机尖叫。

  5. They're all saying, "All these men are gay now." This man asked me on a coffee date.

    她们都在说:“这些男人现在都变弯了。”这个男人约我喝咖啡。

More English listening

Practice in LingoDew

In the app, every line of this video is tappable: look a word up, save it, and review it right before you forget — with real clips, not textbook audio.

Be the first to know when LingoDew launches

LingoDew for iOS and Android isn't on the App Store or Google Play yet. Leave your email and we'll tell you the moment it ships.

You're on the list! We'll email you as soon as LingoDew launches. No spam — one email about the launch, that's it.